I think Ill leave it to the powers that be
Im not going to date till Im at least 63
I got stood up, twice in two weeks
is it me? or do I just pick creeps
One called on the phone for a tuesday night date
I hurried home so I wouldnt be late
to my surprise, the phone never rang
What a sad song, my heart sang
so I called the next day, but he wasnt worth the pursuit
so I said for get it and I gave him the boot
I was sad and I went on my way
then I met another guy a different day
He said, "Hey sweet heart, how about dinner and wine?
Say Ill call you, saturday for nine."
So I did my chores, but I lost my gleam
cause no one left a message on my answer machine
so you see the resullts, are not very good
these guys dont act, as they should
So if you think I act a little biserk
Find me a guy, who is not a jerk!