Ive been real busy lately,
that is pursuing my new career
I stalk my ex boyfriend
I do it from the rear
I have to do it carefully
and I need all the luck
so I trail him far behind
when I spot his truck
And if he were to see me
I know not what Id say?
Would I look him in the eye
carefully, turn around and just say hey?
Ill think about my plan
Ill ponder it for hours
And then when I go home
I think Ill send him flowers
Or should I tell him the truth?
That I think he is an ass
And surely if I were stalking him
would be a waste of gas!